Welcome to the Tuesday edition of the Pick Six newsletter!
In just over 48 hours, the Lions and Chiefs will be opening the 2023 NFL season with a game in Kansas City, but before that happens, we have about 300 more season predictions to get through, so we better get started.
For today, we have the return of Pete Prisco’s Power Rankings, and in a twist, he’ll also be revealing his Super Bowl pick. And in another twist, neither of his Super Bowl teams cracked the top three in his rankings. Classic Pete. Also coming today, I’ll be unveiling my picks for Week 1.
Alright, let’s get to the rundown.
Actually, before we get to the rundown, here’s a quick reminder to anyone who missed Monday’s newsletter. For our Labor Day edition that came out yesterday, we predicted the final record for all 32 teams and you can check that out by clicking here. Alright, now let’s really get to the rundown.
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1. Prisco’s unveils his Super Bowl pick AND Power Rankings heading into Week 1
After ducking my phone calls for the entire offseason, Pete Prisco finally sent me a text this week to let me know that he’s NOT retiring. Prisco’s goal has always been to outlast Tom Brady and he’s finally done it, so I’m guessing he’s going to retire next year.
To mark his return, not only did Prisco turn in his first power rankings of the season, but he also revealed his Super Bowl pick. So who does Prisco have in the big game?
JAGUARS vs. 49ERS. “The Jaguars play in a bad AFC South division, one that features two rookie starting quarterbacks, while the 49ers play in a division with two of the worst teams in the league in the Arizona Cardinals and Los Angeles Rams. That, coupled with a variety of other things — most notably talent — is why I think those two teams will play in the Super Bowl in Las Vegas.”
As for the power rankings, here’s a look at Prisco’s top five teams heading into Week 1, and in a surprise, he doesn’t have EITHER of his Super Bowl teams in the top four:
I’m not going to spoil the rest of the power rankings here, but I am going to give you a few nuggets. Here’s what has changed since Prisco’s last power rankings, which came out in early May after the draft ended.
The biggest jump in the AFC went to the Browns, who have vaulted all the way up into the top 10. Back in May, they were ranked 14th, but Prisco is apparently impressed with everything that’s going on in Cleveland and he now has them at ninth. The Broncos also moved up five spots, going from 28th to 23rd.
In the NFC, the Commanders and Packers both jumped up five spots. Green Bay moved from 19th to 14th while Washington made the jump from 18th to 13th. Both teams are now ahead of the Lions, who sit at 15th in Prisco’s rankings.
The biggest tumble went to the Giants, who fell five spots from 13th to 18th. Based on his power rankings, it sounds like Prisco expects the Giants to be the worst team in the NFC East.
If you’re wondering where Prisco has the Jets, they’re ranked seventh overall. With Aaron Rodgers at quarterback, Prisco has clearly decided to jump on the Jets’ bandwagon.
Now, let’s talk about the worst team in the NFL. For his first power rankings of the year, Prisco has the CARDINALS ranked dead last, which makes sense, because I’m pretty sure they’re not even trying this season. Based on how bad the Cardinals are, there’s a good chance they’re going to spend the entire season at the bottom of Prisco’s rankings.
If you want to know where your favorite team ended up in Prisco’s Week 1 Power Rankings, be sure to click here. If you want to argue with Prisco over his rankings, you can do that on Twitter by clicking here. I argue with him all the time about everything.